When your always making excuses so you don’t have to get beat in a competition.
Did his power really go out? Or is he just pulling a Jason.
A teen boy scout who has $100000 in popcorn sales
Jason sold all of his popcorn to a diabetic 99 year old women in price chopper
people like him, for some reason.
golly gee, I sure do like that Jason.
A guy who is very shy. He is also a loser. Plus he is a simp
Jason is a sad loser
A snake who tried to attack Jung Jaehyun at IKEA. Thankfully Johnny was there to save Jaehyun.
Time lapse a year later and you say Jaehyun wearing a snake-like jacket during the Superhuman era.
Johnny: *having a convo with Fred*
Jason: *jumps on Jaehyun*
Jaehyun: Ah! Help! 🥺🥺
Johnny: Jason! Jason! He’s my friend! 🤦🏻 ♂️
Jason: 🤭🐍
Jason is that one friend who everyone laughs at. Although he doesn't show it, it kills inside. A Jason always has a bowlcut and is the funniest one of the group. He has a very good sense of humour and makes people laugh by shagging pretend people. Hes sexy, loves sport and is very clever. Beats everyone in class and is predicted to become a cunt.
ahaahah look at jason, what a gay faggot