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Jason

When your always making excuses so you don’t have to get beat in a competition.

Did his power really go out? Or is he just pulling a Jason.

by Official duckgang January 7, 2022


jason

A teen boy scout who has $100000 in popcorn sales

Jason sold all of his popcorn to a diabetic 99 year old women in price chopper

by Pee-Pee Dirty Dan May 8, 2019


Jason

people like him, for some reason.

golly gee, I sure do like that Jason.

by sadboi669 February 28, 2022


Jason

A guy who is very shy. He is also a loser. Plus he is a simp

Jason is a sad loser

by Bob245855 September 23, 2020


Jason

Cool

You are Jason.

by Notatallnevereverhannah December 15, 2024


Jason

A snake who tried to attack Jung Jaehyun at IKEA. Thankfully Johnny was there to save Jaehyun.

Time lapse a year later and you say Jaehyun wearing a snake-like jacket during the Superhuman era.

Johnny: *having a convo with Fred*

Jason: *jumps on Jaehyun*
Jaehyun: Ah! Help! 🥺🥺
Johnny: Jason! Jason! He’s my friend! 🤦🏻 ♂️
Jason: 🤭🐍

by kim zeus November 6, 2020


Jason

Jason is that one friend who everyone laughs at. Although he doesn't show it, it kills inside. A Jason always has a bowlcut and is the funniest one of the group. He has a very good sense of humour and makes people laugh by shagging pretend people. Hes sexy, loves sport and is very clever. Beats everyone in class and is predicted to become a cunt.

ahaahah look at jason, what a gay faggot

by .chaz. October 27, 2019