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Mystery man, he probably doesn't exist. One day we may hope he begins to exist again.
"Where is Jake Porter?"
"He doesn't exist man..."
Jake is literally the best person you could ever hope to meet, he’s the funniest, nicest, cutest, most adorable, smartest, honest(est?), talented (did I say cute already?) bestest boyo in the world. He’s always up for late night talks even if they get s u p e r TMI, there is nothing he won’t talk about. Not only is he the best boyfriend but also the most encouraging and supportive friend, not to mention a
m a s s i v e c o c k .
once you meet him you literally can’t live without him.
Guy 1: Who’s that cute guy over there?? he’s SUPER nice!!
Guy 2: Oh that must be Jake O
Guy 1: I’m definitely asking him out!
A Rich Bitch who doesn't know nothing. He owns an expensive boat but calls himself redneck. Buys a lifted tahoe but doesn't mud in it.
Jake Baldwin, what an idiot.
Knowing when you're right based on statistical facts, but Joey insisting that he is still right.
the Jake feeling is maddening.
Jake Pickering is a lovable person with a enormous penis that can reach to the sun and pleasure your mother form the other room he has brown hair
Man, Jake Pickering is awesome. H his penis is amazing