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Jesse Jones

A strange looking blonde guy who typically doesn't know how to talk to bitches and smells bad

¨Hey look its Jesse Jones, those women are running away from him"

by Stephen Jones May 14, 2024


Cook jesse

This means to cook meth. It is a reference to the show "breaking bad" where the star character, "walter white" said, "Cook jesse, cook!".

Cook jesse, cook my nigga!

by Bxmbsqxd September 21, 2024


National give Jesse anything day

On this day you should give him anything he desires including money. This is a well respected holiday so it should be taken seriously.

It’s National give Jesse anything day so time to give him $10000 for fun

by JessTakesWs October 6, 2023


Jizzy jezzy jess

A Jizzy Jizzy Jess is someone with poor pussy hygiene to point of having its own ecosystem.

I looked at her crusty panties and found out she was a Jizzy Jezzy Jess

by Mindy Vendetta May 7, 2022


Jesseing

The act of petting someone (especially Jesse) on the head

Jesseing amogus susy grimace shake silly billy play hollow knight nerd :3

by thepandamonium September 29, 2023


Jesse and Olivia

Jesse and Olivia is a match made to be real.

Jesse and Olivia are dating

by iLOVEMYBAOAJESSE November 6, 2021


Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse

Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva

by jesseandeva November 7, 2020