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A bearded tramp. 'Jimmy' cos that's usually their name and 'Jesus' cos of the resemblance in the facial hair department.
I was out today and I saw a Jimmy Jesus raking through the bins in the park.
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Jesus Christ is a fictional character.
Associated with The Bibles(A Fictional Storybook) and Christianity.
Good morning kid, today we'll be learning about what Jesus Christ taught us in our life.
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Neo had many previous versions of himself;many "ones." So did Jesus. One of them was a dinosaur. Probably.
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A derogatory comment about a christian who is struggling to reconcile their faith with the science.
In the face of actual proof of evolution Jimmy was having a severe Jesus Crisis. Good thing his faith doesn't require any real proof.
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The protagonist in the best-selling fiction book of all time.
Spolier Alert: Jesus dies.
Also used as an exclamation of shock. It can be used with the conjuction of another word inserted between 'Jesus' and 'Christ'.
1) Reference to Bible
Pastor: So have you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour?
Jessica: Oh wait, you mean that dude with the beard who's the main character in that popular bullshit book where magic happens? That one? Nah... did you hear I'm officially atheist?
2) - Shock
Ally: Did you hear Dan got into jail?
Ben: Jesus Christ! How the hell'd that happen!?
3) In conjuction with another word.
Tom: So what answer did you get for 5c on the maths homework?
Olly: Jesus rollerblading Christ, I forgot we had homework!
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Lolita: So... when's your birthday again?
Beth: Jesus fucking Christ Lolita, how many times do I have to tell you?
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"Already being late for work this morning, I encountered one of those jesus fucks and it stalled me an additional 5 minutes!"
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a person who seriously writes a definition with an overbearingly detailed explaination in here.
"I went to Bible camp every weekend this summer!"
"Beth, you're such a Jesus freak."
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