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hammer on my jimmy

To masturbate aggressively with no intention of stopping.

Greg: "What are you up to this weekend?"
Rodney: "Nothing much. Probably just gonna sip a bottle of whiskey and hammer on my jimmy."

by THE HOLE WIZARD January 26, 2017


Kick a Jimmy day

Today is the day you kick a guy named jimmy!! Have fun

Someone: TODAY IS NATIONAL KICK A JIMMY DAY!!

Friend: YESSSS, LETS GO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM

by Kick a Jimmy Day November 3, 2019


jimmy eat world

great band.
see them live... theyre one of few bands as good live as they are on c.d.
Misfortunatley supported by many narrow-minded emo kids who think to be emo you have to be a boy who cuts himself, never goes to school and never says a word that isnt jimmy eat world. Not that all emo kids are like that, i have nothing against emo kids or emos who like jew, just the narrow minded ones.
if you havent heard them i reccomend the song sweetness.

if your listening
sing it back!
no the sweetness will not be concerned with me!

Take some time,
little girl
your in the middle of the ride
everything everything will be just fyne

Cant say i was never wrong,
but some blame rests on you.
work and play theyre never ok 2 mix the way we do.

by simple plan rock May 16, 2005

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Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone

One of the greatest footballers and people ever. Absolute legend who was part of the Celtic team that won the European Cup in 1967, and sadly died this Monday after a prolonged illness. Famous for his ability to beat players, as well as take some severe punishment from the opposition.

Jinky makes Ronaldinho look about as skillful as one eyed fish in a desert

Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone
1944-2006

by Bob MacDonnachaidh March 16, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


little jimmy urine

1. The lead singer of the band Mindless Self Indulgence
2. A really super hot guy with awesome hair and awesome clothes.
3. The apperant husband of Chantal Claret of the band Morningwood
4. God

I'd pay $100 to kiss that dude. Lucky me, it's only $1! Little Jimmy Urine is my god.

by skittles princess March 7, 2008

144๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


jimmy big balls

A man named Jimmy with huge balls. Balls so big that he rides a stripped down Dyna to Texas by himself. He survives on Jagermeister and gas station pastries.

He's known to piss on electric fences and howl at the moon while shooting his gun into the night sky.

All the ladies ask "Is that Jimmy Big Balls?"

by Monkeys dad May 8, 2017


Cheese Steak Jimmy's

A password in Age of Empires 2 that will grand you 1000 food points.

Need more food? type cheese steak jimmy's

by Wohjoa May 26, 2017