bleau job

A term for creating a report in Tableau; also a term for sucking a dudes dick

Martin: Hey man, I got that bleau job ready for you
Jay: Sweet, I could really go for a good dick sucking right now
Martin: Whoa dude, I was just talking about that Tableau report
Jay: What the fuck bro, then who's gonna suck my dick?
Martin: Psyche! I was just messin' with you, you know I'm all about the D!
Jay: Hell yeah!

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Job Stoppers

Visible offensive tattoos, such as "fuck You" inked across someones knuckles.

Jimmy - "how did the job interview go?"
Richie - "It went great until he noticed the two Marijuana

leafs tattooed on my neck"
Jimmy - "yeah, i thought those Job Stoppers might be a

problem"

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Space job

The process of getting a blow-job from Megan Fox while on a NASA space ship.

Hey guys, did you hear about John getting a space job during spring break? Megan fox blow-job space NASA ship

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Hand job

The act of taking a man's cock in your hand, moving it slowly up and down while he gets hard, then stroking faster and harder until he cums. For more pleasure (and cool hot sound) use lots of lubrication.

I knelt down by Jeff, took his cock in my hand, rubbing it up and down then put some KY on it to make it slippery. My hand sliding up and down made him so horny he could hardly help but cum like crazy. I watched his cum squirt all over his stomach and my hand.

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orange job

a man or woman cuts a cylindrical hole through the center of an orange slightly larger than the width of the man's erect penis. Then, the woman jacks the man off with the orange for a few minutes. Finally, the woman gives the man a blowjob that will taste like orangey goodness for her.

Sarah hadn't recieved her share of Vitamin C for the day, so she offered an orange job to the next guy she saw.

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Flu-job

When a man is too sick for sex and only has the energy to lie there and get a blow job.

C: Dude, you feeling okay?

J: Yea bro. My girl brought some soup over and then I gave her some soup of my own.

C: WTF?

J: Flu-job.

C: Legit!

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pit job

When a woman make a man ejaculate by using a pit, such as an arm or leg pit.

John: That cunt wanted to give me a pit job last night.

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