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I’m loading my Johnson launcher to yeet my cat across the room.
The 5 o'clock shadow on your balls after you shave them.
She had tongue rash from his 5:30 Johnson.
she’s the hottest most stunning woman you’ll meet. she’s very kind and loving to the ones she has a good feeling for. Watch out tho she could drop yo ass quicker than you can blink if you cross her. shes a hopeless romantic but knows how to work your body veryyyyy well. She’s amazing but she can be petty as hell. She attracts does not chase.
DAAAAYM kayley Johnson is such a babe
Some places are deep.. and some are deep johnson. (Extremely far from your location) you can also say deep johnson the 32nd or 91st (or any number based on how far the place really is)
Dewie- “you guys tryna get a bacon egg and cheese from the deli”
Vick- “hell nah nigga that shit deep johnson”
to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
1. British Military slang for a person who did something stupid that resulted in the delay or cancellation of something important. Also known as a space cadet in some circles.
Dave: 'Shit I forgot my passport. Its at home 500 miles away'
Tony: 'Now we will miss our flight!'
Dave 'I know, I'm a complete Spaco Johnson!'
A perfectly rolled blunt. Also referred to as a 'Pearl'.
Guy 1: "alright man she's rolled and ready to smoke."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."