The excretion of piss from your johnson. have fun out there.
(May be confused with semem a.k.a cum or also known as jizz and also known as that good shit also known as Johnson juice cocunet flavour)
"Yo I gotta go shoot out my johnson juice"
"Yo I just soiled my pants with Johnson Juice" - Me
When you whip your schlong out, and open a pack in Rainbow Six Siege with your cock. (Made/popularized by Jynxzi)
Holdup lemme do a johnson pack bro, OH SHIT A BLACK ICE
When your underwear gets between your butt cheeks aka a wedgie
Ew Hope is trying to pick out her unibrow Johnson.
A perfectly rolled blunt. Also referred to as a 'Pearl'.
Guy 1: "alright man she's rolled and ready to smoke."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."
Is a woman or man with pants, showing buttcrack.
Tyshawn pull your pants up, your being ,,buttcrack johnson,, again
The act of cumming into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert one's erect penis into said ear canal.
Dude, last I night I gave her a Gooey Johnson right before she kicked me out.
A man who is hung up on the same girl for a long time, as well as having anger issues, a massive forehead, and is a backstaber to dear friends
Your being a real Chase Johnson right now dude!