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Deep johnson

Some places are deep.. and some are deep johnson. (Extremely far from your location) you can also say deep johnson the 32nd or 91st (or any number based on how far the place really is)

Dewie- “you guys tryna get a bacon egg and cheese from the deli
Vick- “hell nah nigga that shit deep johnson”

by Marc Stock the Ock January 21, 2022


Johnson Pack

When you whip your schlong out, and open a pack in Rainbow Six Siege with your cock. (Made/popularized by Jynxzi)

Holdup lemme do a johnson pack bro, OH SHIT A BLACK ICE

by zgoosr July 22, 2023


unibrow johnson

When your underwear gets between your butt cheeks aka a wedgie

Ew Hope is trying to pick out her unibrow Johnson.

by Utility leader March 05, 2019


Pearl Johnson

A perfectly rolled blunt. Also referred to as a 'Pearl'.

Guy 1: "alright man she's rolled and ready to smoke."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."

by Sir Shblunt July 23, 2016


buttcrack johnson

Is a woman or man with pants, showing buttcrack.

Tyshawn pull your pants up, your being ,,buttcrack johnson,, again

by Mr. Lamar jackson July 14, 2017


Gooey Johnson

The act of cumming into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert one's erect penis into said ear canal.

Dude, last I night I gave her a Gooey Johnson right before she kicked me out.

by The Cole Crew February 07, 2014


Chase Johnson

A man who is hung up on the same girl for a long time, as well as having anger issues, a massive forehead, and is a backstaber to dear friends

Your being a real Chase Johnson right now dude!

by Thatguy2827 March 23, 2023