the dirty sock you finish off in
"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"
this means that a person wtites books like my idiot friend albin
oh albin you are a eyvind johnson
the living embodiment of the term dumb blonde
Jamielia Johnson is a dumb blonf
Chris Johnson Usually says “do you want banging”
And “yes d feller”
The one guy in your group that smokes the mass cigars or cigarettes.
The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.
Dudemanbro1: did you seen Glen the other day?
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!
The most amazing boyfriend ever!!!!!! Lovable, sweet, and especially HOT!!!!! Pleasures you so well, you will be soaking wet!!!
"Hey, isn't that your man Hayes Johnson?", Person 1
"Hell yeah!!!", Person 2
"Then go get him!!!!", Person 1