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johnson sock

the dirty sock you finish off in

"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"

by mrDjOjBj November 3, 2015


Bob Johnsoning

gorgeous fellatio to leaders

The housewife was Bob Johnsoning her historical husband.

by Coop Dupe June 7, 2018


eyvind johnson

this means that a person wtites books like my idiot friend albin

oh albin you are a eyvind johnson

by figlo April 4, 2017


Jamielia Johnson

the living embodiment of the term dumb blonde

Jamielia Johnson is a dumb blonf

by Katie.xx October 13, 2020


Chris Johnson

Absolute fucking beast

Chris Johnson Usually says “do you want banging
And “yes d feller

by Big Chris December 2, 2019


smoug the don johnson

The one guy in your group that smokes the mass cigars or cigarettes.

The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.

Dudemanbro1: did you seen Glen the other day?
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!

by Smoug the don johnson October 17, 2018


Hayes Johnson

The most amazing boyfriend ever!!!!!! Lovable, sweet, and especially HOT!!!!! Pleasures you so well, you will be soaking wet!!!

"Hey, isn't that your man Hayes Johnson?", Person 1
"Hell yeah!!!", Person 2
"Then go get him!!!!", Person 1

by yellowkotekpineapple July 11, 2019