fourth of july

national sam wilson day, fourth of july is now classified as national sam wilson day.

person: hey it’s fourth of july happy america day

better person: no it’s not it national sam wilson day

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July 21st

NATional NAT Day. The one day of the year where Natalie has special time with a subject of her liking.

“Hey, Miles did you know today is July 21st?”
“No. What’s today?”
“It’s the day Natalie chooses between you and Owen to have some fun.”

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Julie khan

A slag who sells steroids to the elderly and also cleans the dishes. Makes a banging scrambled egg. Also a slag.

Hey julie khan, you free for tonight

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july 6th

josies birthday

you know what today is?
hell yeah, josie’s birthday
yeahhhh july 6th

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Julie Andrews

Julie Andrews and her documentary
Fighting with Elvis and hiding in vents
Using my mind powers to turn Elvis off
These are a few of my favorite things

Dinner with Markey and eating dead babies
Taking over the announcements
And flashing my boobiess
Reading 'Monica' to no one but shoes
These are a few of my favorite things

Hiding in drums and stealing from Target
Using pity to get free rugs
Using the rugs to make festive shirts
These are a few of my favorite things

When Elvis dances
When my dvd skips
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel...so bad

Julie Andrews, yeah shes like a puppie.
She just goes wherever.

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6 july

The day i met the boy i loved the most<3

-Remember 6 july 2021
-yeah i met him that day
-aww

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12th July

When Fags burn pallets and pollute the air because their angry that Ireland beat the biggest empire ever.

If you celebrate the 12th July your a fag

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