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This is an expression of extreme frustration. Synonymous with FUCK and TITS
Or a strong negative response to a suggestion. Synonymous with hell no and over my dead body as well as fuck that.
Or in rare occasion an actual request to be shot by a firearm. Synonymous with the n-word granted the right audience and location.
1-I can't fucking do this shit
2-...
1-Just Fucking shoot me
OR...
1-Want to see the new alvin and the chipmunks movie?
2-Just fucking shoot me.
OR...(If on death row in Oklahoma)
1-For your crimes your life will be taken. How would you like the Great State of Oklahoma to take your life? Lethal Injection, Electric Chair, Firing Squad?
2-Just Fucking Shoot Me
1-Sweet, that's my favorite. I'm a backward fuck who still believes in capital punishment and doing it in extremely inhumane ways. We also believe in using capital punishment as much as possible. If only we could keep up with those sick fucks in Texas and Virginia.
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Don't stop believing; don't give up.
The first line of Journey's classic ballad "Don't Stop Believing", the phrase "just a small town girl..." is used when things seem down and you want to tell someone not to give up, to keep believing.
89th minute, Liverpool 0-1 Real Madrid.
Liverpool supporter #1: Just a small town girl...
Liverpool supporter #2: Living in a lonely world
Liverpool supporter #3: She took a midnight train going anywhere!
Soon,
Everybody: DON'T STOP BELIEVING!
91st minute: Liverpool scores.
92nd minute Liverpool scores again.
Pool wins 2-1.
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1. A statement of indifference to what is happening
2. A method of expressing ambivalence towards the current situation
3. A way to disavow knowledge of the cause of something
4. A way of blowing someone off
5. Most often used ironically, when you do actually know what is going on or why, but don't feel like explaining it
Man 1: Why is everyone throwing theirs socks at that clown?
Man 2: Don't ask me, I'm just here for the nachos.
Creepy guy in club: Hey baby, you wanna dance?
Woman: No thanks, I'm just here for the nachos.
(In a community chat room)
User 1: Why are those two airing their dirty laundry in a public forum?
User 2: No idea, I'm just here for the nachos.
Campus Security: You are all participating in an illegal demonstration. We have your names, and will be reporting you to your deans.
Student: Hey! Lay off, man! I'm just here for the nachos!
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Refers to the bad temperament of ankle-biting toy dog breeds.
If your going to ban pitbulls then u needs to ban chihuahuas and poodles both of which have attacked my dog and myself i have never been attacked or growled at by a pitbull. There are more bites and attacks from chihuahuas and poodles than there are pitbulls. Get you facts straight people like u make me sick. Toy dogs are just and nasty.
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When you're taking a huge shit, and you take off your shirt.
After realizing that the shit was bigger than expected, John removed his shirt because Shit just got Intense.
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whoever sent you this actually woke up 2-3 hours ago but never left the bed since because they're too lazy
person #1: "wanna call?"
person #2: "cant bro i just woke up"
person #1: "damn nigga that sux"
person #2: "ya"
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1.the excuse for anything that was either stupid random or both.
2.why I'm writing this definition
Why'd did you smoke that weed right in front of a cop
Just because I can
Really?!?
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