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It’s like an Anus Soda, But The Soda is Urethra.
What is an Fucking genital Barneys ultimate buttsex machine???
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when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!
"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"
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A movement among antiestablishment groups, like some factions of the neohippie movement, militant hippie movement,world reform movement,world wealth reform movement and anarchist ect. as a way to fight the establishment.
Where they go into a bank and machine gun it to hell. They may or may not also rob it.
Also some bank robbers are also in the movement and instead of robbing it with a note like a pussy they rob it with a machine gun and then machine gun it to hell.
He's in the bank machine gunning movement.
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Sexual act where a woman jerks you off (the lever on a soft serve machine) while you release diarrhea from your star fish hole (anus)in her mouth. Jizzing as form of whipped cream optional.
She tugged on my lever while my chocolate soft serve machine dispensed into her mouth.
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When you're highly gnarked and pissed off that some hacker's being a dipshit and is maliciously nosing around your pc/apple
"Get the fuck out of my machine" - "you're a nosey fucking asshole"
Go and find another portal to eschew.
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While one person, usually someone of higher significance of the other, is making copies (or faxing documents), a subordinate comes from behind to acquire favoritism by providing digital stimulation from within the pocket of the copy maker.
Make copies in the billing department, especially if you're a supervisor! You can get your faxes done, a reach around at the copy machine AND a happy ending!
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When a man has a hole in his underwear. You slap his ass pull up his penis and his balls fall through the hole.
The slap-ass gum-ball machine: John sees Spencers underwear has a hole in them . “John slapped his ass, pulled his Willy wiener, and his balls fell out.” I just did the slapp-ass gum-ball machine you. You’re dog water.
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