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Matthew and Halia

This is a amazing match, they are soul mates. If this is y’all then make sure you never let each other go. Usually this match starts off as friends but as your friendship grows y’all start to fall in love. Y’all will move in together and have a amazing relationship. You are each other’s best friends and eventually will be each other’s significant lover. You both will have friends that come and go and you will have challenges in life but not matter what you will have each other to depend on. You to will be each other’s rock. With Halia’s bright and exciting personality and Matthew’s dark and naughty side they even out very well. You both have to contribute to this relationship for it to work but if you find yourself a halia or if you find yourself a matthew never let them go because this is the person you will have by your side for the rest of your life. Y’all feed off of each other and both bring out the good in each other. So don’t let them go.

Man, I wish we were like Matthew and Halia.

by I can tell the future January 14, 2021


matthew sanchez

The biggest nerd you will ever meet. Collects bottle caps shaped like dicks.

He looks like a Matthew Sanchez

by MattSanchezHater666 December 20, 2014


matthew thiessen and the earthquakes

A side project of matthew thiessen, the lead singer of the band Relient K. In this solo project, theissen uses the piano more and writes very personal, ballad like songs.

Did you hear Matty T and the Earthquakes on purevolume?

by willoughby July 22, 2005


Matthew 21:18

A part of the bible where Jesus curses a fig tree for not bearing fruit when needed. 21:18 is seen by many as a funny or memorable part of the bible, but it has good meaning to it.

Matthew 21:18
Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered.

When the disciples saw this, they were amazed. “How did the fig tree wither so quickly?” they asked.

Jesus replied, “Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done. If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.”

by Ryori August 10, 2018


dave matthews bland

n. A sub-genre of music consisting of mostly acoustic guitars and polo shirts, often identified by its cliched covers (e.g. Sublime's "Santeria").

adj. Of the college bar variety.

This band is so dave matthews bland. We should leave this crappy bar.

by CasetteFM September 11, 2009


Thomas Matthew Delonge

Thomas Matthew Delonge is a singer/guitarist for the most amazing band, Blink 182. He was born December 13, 1975 in Poway, California. He is unfortunately married to Jennifer Jenkins, now Jennifer Delonge. He is the hottest man alive, without a doubt. Many people praise him. He is currently in Blink 182 and Angels and Airwaves, two amazing bands, Blink 182 being the best. He used to be in Boxcar Racer also. He has a very distinct voice which makes him even more irresistable. He has an obsession over UFO's and Aliens, and he really does not care what people think of him. He is a unique, and different soul, which makes him interesting.

who are you talking about when you capitalize Him?
well, Thomas Matthew Delonge of course!

by Mrs. Delonge June 09, 2010


Matthew and sofiya

Ok so basically I’m a monkey

Monkey be like very yummy I love monkey. I l Be like monkey. Skdjsksjdjsjsjsjsjdjdjdjdj. Matthew and sofiya are monkeys

by Matthew fortnite master October 20, 2020