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A heterosexual male, with defined biceps and triceps and a bulging chest. Many call him dad due to his beauty and slight pedohpilic look. He is an engineer and God's gift to this Earth.
Oh Mike Durant I wanna bone his biceps
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When you give out the number 281-330-8004 to someone at the bar, club, or hookup app.
Becky: I think the cute guy from last might gave me a fake number.
Kimberly: What number did he give You?
Becky: 281-330-8004
Kimberly: Girl you got Mike Jones'd
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Bass player of Green Day. Down-to-earth, hot as all hell, and funny in a quiet soft of way. Billie Joe Armstrong's best friend, and my favorite. Usually overlooked, needs more love.
Maddy- Holy fuck it's Mike Dirnt!
stupid person- who?
Maddy-You're an idiot.
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Talented, kickass bassist for the band Green Day. Often overlooked by annoying idiots in favour of Billie Schmoe. Ties with Tre' Cool as awesomest band member. Also sometimes looks like the lion Aslan, after he got his mane shaved off.
Billie has enough fans already. Tre does too. Hey, even the poor ole' forlorn bassist needs some luv. By the way, I think that Warning and Minority are his best songs, the ones where the bass is actually the star! Bassists RULE. Ever heard a band with 2 guitars and no bass? Sounds like a fuckin' transistor radio, no depth or soul. That's why bassists, especially Mike Dirnt.
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when u fuck a bitch until she is unconscious
yo I fucked her so hard she was unconscious. I pulled a mike tyson.
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A guy who will pull you in, make you love him, act like he loves you, then crush you. Make you look bad just to save himself from being caught red handed. He is a player and cheats on almost every girl. No one knows if he is real! He fucks with girls minds and then makes them cryy!
He is a scumbag faggot!
"Awe that guy is so cutee <3"
"No, he's basically Mike Millan"
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Got to love him he is soooooo hot i just got like 24 people to like green day and they all think the band members are HOT and they would all like to blow every one of them!! (Hee Hee Hee *blush* ha ha ha)
1. hottest guy on earth
2. best base player in the world
3. he expains him self!
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