Rat milk

The sour lumpy milk substance that can be extracted from the rat tits of a scummy person. This milk is of a yellow colour and has no nutritional value. It often makes you vomit in your own mouth a little just by smelling it.

Oh my god, i just drank this rat milk thinking it was cows milk. I just vomited all over myself. It had a hair in it.

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milk shake

in the kelis song ''my milk shake brings all the boys to they yard.'' it really means her blow job brings all the boys to the yard coz milk shake is when a girl give u a blowjob u gets the cum and froths it up in her mouth meaning milk shake

''my milk shake brings all the boys to they yard.''

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Milk Steak

A steak boiled in milk and honey, as seen on It's All Ways Sunny in Philadelphia.

"I'll have a milk steak and a side of jelly beans, raw"

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Milk Bladders

Phrase used when referring to a female's (human) breasts, often construed as sexist or inappropriate. The breasts themselves needn’t be of any specific size or type, are only required to be tangible and/or able to be slapped lightly in a playful manner. Meant to be appraised yet ridiculed at the same time. See boobs

"Get a load ah them milk bladders. Oh shit."

"Bobbie's baby will never go hungry... just take a look at those God damn milk bladders."

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Bagged Milk

Milk sold in bags by half-retarded Canadians.

"Do you want your bagged milk bagged?"

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milk dud

A cow that no longer gives milk.

Previously a top producer on the ranch, that Geraldine is now a certified milk dud.

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spilt milk

When you plan to shoot your cum on a chick and instead it goes on the bed, floor, sink, etc.

Guy:I'm sorry about the spilt mily baby.
Girl: Damnit i wanted it in my mouth!

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