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n. An incredibly large bowl movement. Really just unbelievably big.
v. The act of expelling same.
Don't go in there! I just took a monster jam.
A person whose language is toxic; A person known for spouting fallacies he renowns to be true. See also Bullshit Artist
Oh, no...here comes Robert. "who" You know, the Gila Monster
the act of having intercourse in a pool or lake and when finished drowning the partner for fun
Alex- what did u do last night?
Jack- water monstered this prostitute in wyoming.
Alex- YOUR A SICK MAN!
Christi- ughhh last night was so lame!
Laura- why?
Christi- Jack thought it would be funny to water monster me but he decieded not too after i almost died.
Laura- what a jerk!
Christi- but its ok i seduced him into some sloppy seconds and water monstered that asshole myself
A person who smokes a shitload of durries. Basically a term for chain smoker used by people in suburbs of Western Sydney
Look at Mungo chain smoke, he's such a durry monster.
"Hey Fred, look at that Ganja Monster!"
"Holy shit duuuude."
A person who resembles a mound of animate garbage, like the Heap from Fraggle Rock.
Whatever happened to that garbage monster who was here last semester? Like, that fat, Slipknot-looking motherfucker?
A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.
Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"