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When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.
Johnny bit his nail and it tasted like shit, quite a morning surprise
The female equivalent to “morning wood” also known as afternoon sticky and nighttime sticky, depending on the time of day. Vaginal discharge in the morning time.
There was a glob of morning sticky on my ceiling when u woke up!!!!
Tends to be grouchy.
Lori is not a morning person, call back after noon.
When greeting people, saying morning is an alternative way of saying "hello", at any time of day.
*Harry walks into the Spice Fusion* Glen Barlow: "Morning!"
Morning starts from midnight to 3pm
Hey i know its still morning (3pm) but wanna drive to NYC
A greeting popularised by Cape Coloureds in South Africa. They say "mornings" instead of "morning" just in case they don't feel like talking to you for the rest of the week, the 's' makes up for the other days
Person 1: Jy, you don't greet!
Person 2: Naai my broe I said 'Mornings' last Tuesday!
"Morning is not a time of day, it is the time when you wake up."