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I'm a ramblin' man refers to the process of ending a sentence with a flourish, generally after a long, non-sensical rant or after a moment of indecision. it can also be used as a greeting amongst close friends. started in bloomington, indiana, this phrase alludes to Lemon Jelly's song "Ramblin' Man".
"Hey Bob, where do you want to eat tonight?"
"I dunno. I'm a ramblin' man."
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'I'm going to go' is a euphemism for 'I don't like you anymore' e.g., you have terrible friends.
This may be caused by horrible taste in video games, or even a break-up.
Friend: "Wanna play some Minecraft?"
You: "I'm going to go..."
Friend: "Why?"
You: "I just gotta go. Something came up. Sorry."
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When you have to apologize but you don't actually care about the situation
Friend : Dude why didn't you tell me about the party yesterday ?
You : Well I'm Sorry
Friend : Whatever...
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What mentally ill Pinterest girls say to boost their self-esteem.
"I'm so swag aha."
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When you go back in time to fuck your mom so she can give birth to you. Then the older version of you goes back in time to see your younger self, in order to tell you what you must do( fuck your mom). He says the words, "Son I'm you" thus creating a paradox in which there is a ever ending timeline where you're fucking your mom in order to keep yourself in existence. The only way to fix time and space as we know it is to fuck yourself, thus making you a time baby. This will result in the big boom and a creation of a new universal entirely.
I was walking by an old man and then he stopped me and said, "Son, I'm you". We then fucked in front of a mcdonald's for hours, making me a space baby.
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An excuse to be a jerk and tell everyone what you really think without saying it outright.
Not that I'm keeping track, but....that's the third time you've come into work late.
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An excuse for irrational behavior. An attempt to feel ok about something that you " know" is not ok.
I know it was wrong to do that, but I'm only human.
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