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The way to make fun of the wrong people saying really nigga.
Dam i gotta go to the store for some beer.can i have 5 bucks...
:Person you ask.......really ninja
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(noun) Any dog that can catch a frisbee or jump more than one and a half times its own height. These athletic feats of agility distinguish certain dogs as ninjas instead of regular shit factories.
The deuce ninja jumped the fence again chasing the mailman.
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A person who refreshes a page with the F5 button instead of the "reload current page" button.
Person1: whoa, the page went blank all of a sudden!!!
Person 2: oh it's fine, I'm a ninja refresher, I refreshed while you were staring at the screen.
Person1: I hate it when you do that.
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A person who will stop at nothing to steal somebodys kill.
Noob: YAY IM ABOUT TO GET A KILL!
KS ninja: BANG n00b u just got KSED!
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The ancient Shang-Hi tradition when the Black Dragon Warrior of the ninja clan cuts the cheesecake with a samurai sword.
Also used as a complement to people with awesome power.
After the the ninja cheesecake ceremony, I have never looked at my key lime pie the same way again.
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(noun) A carefully camouflaged double chin that is strategically hidden with a poised hand, a book, etc. or a specific camera angle. This is mostly used on really good looking chics who are on the heavier side.
Guy 1: "Dude! Did you see this hot chic on Facebook?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but look at the angle of her profile pic. I think she has a ninja chin."
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A Ninja that transcends all other Ninja. An expert in several weapons, including but not limited to:
Katana - One or two, either way his enemies are going to die.
Nunchaku.
Flails - Two hand-scythes linked by a chain, so basically nunchaku with blades on it.
War hammers.
100-pound greatswords.
Bo staff.
Hand claws - Think Wolverine, but with blades on his feet, too.
Kusarigama - Chain and sickle for you non-Ninja.
Tonfa.
Scythe
Bow and arrow.
Shuriken.
Windmill Shuriken.
Incendiary shuriken.
Tamar Lovindeer is a complete Super Ninja
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