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The least a human being has to do to exist is to be ejaculated from the tip of a man's penis into a vagina: Hence, a "fuck nut". A fuck nut is a person with the least amount of intelligence it takes to exist as a human being and nothing more. i.e., they are only as smart or intelligent as they were first squirted-out of their father's nut sack.
Customer: Can you fix my phone? It won't come on.
Tech: Did you charge the battery?
Customer: No!
Tech: Well there you go, you fuck nut!
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Defined as a tremendous or massive form of sucking up.
It is called nut riding because to the majority of men a nut ride is most pleasurable if delivered by a woman whom he is promiscuously copulating with because he likes her. The woman gains favor of the man because she has just greatly sucked up to him.
1. You think Greg will invite me to his party if I buy him some NBA tickets? Not to be nut riding or anything!
2. Did you see how she totally complimented him on that basket? She was totally nut riding.
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A complete dealbreaker. Something too moronic to be overlooked.
“He is really cool and has money but he has a soul patch, truck nuts.”
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when it's a hot day and you're on the toilet with explosive diarrhea and your testicles get covered in diarrhea making them look rusty.
(Nick) "jimmy you look terrible"
(Jimmy) "yeah man I've been up all night with rusty nuts, I only did it once but it takes so long to clean that shit up"
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When a friend says..." I need a cigarette break" you respond with "have a nut "
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Starting November 1 at 12:00:00, it is the month of No Nut November. This is when climaxing will be prohibited, but participating in any form of masturbation and/or porn-watching is allowed. This mandate will be in effect until November 30, 11:59:59 which will conclude this event at December 1, 12:00:00. It is imperative to fully participate in this event, as if you fail, you will have redemption in Don't Dick December (I will have a description of that). Otherwise, if you succeed, you will have the chance to participate in Destroy Dick December (I will have a description of that also). This month may be challenging to some, or may be a breeze for others. If you think/or are struggling with this, refer to the Subreddit r/NoFap and r/NoNutNovember. We wish you luck as you embark on this ambitious journey. It's 30 days. Good luck.
You: I am going to participate in No Nut November do I could do Destroy Dick December!
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A challenge in which a man cannot bust a nut or wank for the entire month of November. Similar to Destroy Dick December, in which in December you have to nut 1 time on Day 1, to 31 times on day 31.
Mom: Wow Timmy, you didn't jack off this month!
Timmy: Of course! It's No Nut November!
Mom: oh shit, Destr...
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