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Breaking and entering blowjob

The act of breaking into someones bathroom and forcefully giving them head.

Oh man, Justin and his dog just caught me off with guard with a Breaking and Entering blowjob at work said Jeff

by Dbzage March 5, 2018


fantasy break up

The act of telling your friend that he cannot solely rely on you for fantasy sports advice. Usually occurs after many text messages or emails asking about trades and/or waiver pickups

Bob: Yo, should I trade Derek Jeter for Vlad Guerrero? I needs me some ribbies.

Fran: Bob, I need to fantasy break up with you

by Mr. Fantasy Guru May 27, 2010

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Break up Date

the last time two persons in relationship went for an outing together before breaking up with each other. a couple, lovers.

Jamie: Jim!! this dinner could well turn into a break up date for Kim and Kanye if we didn't do something soon.

by Goti B May 10, 2015

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Breaking Covid Guidelines

A euphemism for having an illicit extramarital affair as made famous by Matt Hancock on 25th June 2021

I regret breaking Covid guidelines.

by Henry G Darren June 25, 2021


European Coffee Break

A long, elegant pause in a European workers day in which he consumes coffee or tea, depending on the time of day.

He had a European coffee break. He had a long, enjoyable coffee break. He must of thought he was in Europe.

by gunitthug January 23, 2011


A brain break to perversion

Mentally escaping to intense sexual fantasies.

I was so stressed , I need to take a brain break to perversion to relax.

by Hotdog Xansabar April 20, 2018


five minute break

A joke

Teacher : Let's take a five minute break
Class: "YAY!!!!"
Class: *Takes half a breath*
Teacher: Alrightyyy, now that you've had your break, let's get back to work!

by iubowiecbiwubciowb October 19, 2019

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