Covid 18

1. The epic sequel of covid 19.

2. A typo

1. Yo mans got covid 18

Bruh

2. Texting

I tested positive for covid 18

Is there a new virus i

dont know about?

19*.

Idiot

Covid-18

When the child you groomed for the past 10 years finally turns 18 and wants to sleep with you but you suddenly lose attraction for them and say that you can’t cus you caught Covid.

Sorry I can’t hang out tonight. I caught Covid-18

Mong Covid

The odd sense of not being 'right' you have, for a few days after your Oxford Astra-Zeneca jab

Had the jab on Saturday. Felt rough and a bit vague for a few days. I think I had Mong Covid.

covid bait

A person with one or more visible risk factors for severe Covid-19 illness, especially if the factors are within the individual's ability to mitigate.

Jerry's over 300 pounds and I saw him sharing smokes with the other factory workers. That guy is covid bait, it's just a matter of time.

Covid-🚬

When smoking opens up the arteries, which could allegedly help to better fight the viruses in the body, with tobacco companies excited to fund any research that shows that nicotine in controlled amounts is a potential cure to the coronavirus.

Chain smokers are thrilled to hear that Covid-🚬 is their friend rather than their foe in fighting Covid-19.

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COVID-3

When you rent out a 3 bed hotel room and have a threesome in three separate beds (because social distancing) where you can’t touch your partners but can touch yourself while you look at them.

Seán: “Man, I had the best COVID-3 last night!”

Bully: “No you didn’t, virgin.”

Seán: “I know :(

COVIDance

When you are at a gentleman's club and buy a private dance, but the dancer doesn't get within three feet of you.

"Was the VIP room any good?"

"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "