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Noodle Pipe Hype

When a guy is talking to a woman about how big his johnson is and then she gets a look at his small flaccid pee pee.

Girl 1: How did it go last night?
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.

by The Sadist October 1, 2021


Pipe down pookie

Used to offend, if someone if being annoying or bitch you tell them to pipe down pookie.

*Gets all heated*
๐Ÿ˜ โ€œpipe down pookieโ€

by KaysonDerulo69 May 10, 2023


pipe down pookie

When your being annoying asf and bitchy

โ€œUn like you Iโ€ฆโ€
โ€œPipe down pookieโ€

by KaysonDerulo69 February 20, 2023


Pipe My Swede

To have a good old-fashioned wank

Kate: " How long are you going to be?"

Gerry: " I'll be like 30 minutes, I gotta have a shower, pipe my swede and I'm good to go"

by Dr.RumpRaider December 12, 2018


Pipeing American beer

It's when a men/woman does oral job and the reviewer then takes a piss.

My wife loves when I'm pipeing American beer.

by Werdar October 22, 2017


Poor Man's Pipe

A pipe constructed from any material that is available or at little cost. Can consist of anything from an apple, tinfoil, plastic bottles to pvc pipe, deer antler, or anything really.

Why buy a pipe when you can make a Poor Man's Pipe, after all you are a broke hippie.

by Jockco willy May 6, 2013


Texas Pipe Cleanin'

When you blow into an old woman's vagina and dust comes out.

Ian gave Tammy a good ole' texas pipe cleanin'

by Indian Alladin January 2, 2022