When a guy is talking to a woman about how big his johnson is and then she gets a look at his small flaccid pee pee.
Girl 1: How did it go last night?
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.
Used to offend, if someone if being annoying or bitch you tell them to pipe down pookie.
*Gets all heated*
๐ โpipe down pookieโ
When your being annoying asf and bitchy
โUn like you Iโฆโ
โPipe down pookieโ
To have a good old-fashioned wank
Kate: " How long are you going to be?"
Gerry: " I'll be like 30 minutes, I gotta have a shower, pipe my swede and I'm good to go"
It's when a men/woman does oral job and the reviewer then takes a piss.
My wife loves when I'm pipeing American beer.
A pipe constructed from any material that is available or at little cost. Can consist of anything from an apple, tinfoil, plastic bottles to pvc pipe, deer antler, or anything really.
Why buy a pipe when you can make a Poor Man's Pipe, after all you are a broke hippie.
When you blow into an old woman's vagina and dust comes out.
Ian gave Tammy a good ole' texas pipe cleanin'