When a guy is talking to a woman about how big his johnson is and then she gets a look at his small flaccid pee pee.
Girl 1: How did it go last night?
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.
To have a good old-fashioned wank
Kate: " How long are you going to be?"
Gerry: " I'll be like 30 minutes, I gotta have a shower, pipe my swede and I'm good to go"
Used to offend, if someone if being annoying or bitch you tell them to pipe down pookie.
*Gets all heated*
😐 “pipe down pookie”
When your being annoying asf and bitchy
“Un like you I…”
“Pipe down pookie”
It's when a men/woman does oral job and the reviewer then takes a piss.
My wife loves when I'm pipeing American beer.
A pipe constructed from any material that is available or at little cost. Can consist of anything from an apple, tinfoil, plastic bottles to pvc pipe, deer antler, or anything really.
Why buy a pipe when you can make a Poor Man's Pipe, after all you are a broke hippie.
When a hardworking guy wears jeans and his legs look like thin pipe cleaners
LengthyJ: Look over there girthy L there’s a guy with pipe cleaner legs
Girthy L: Oh my god those are some pipe cleaners lol