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The act of Facebook stalking while taking a dump.
Yo, did you know that Maranda Jane got arrested last night? I saw it on Facebook while I was poop snooping this morning.
That walk to the toilet when you haven't hit poop sweat stage, but your body is done waiting for you to go to the bathroom voluntarily.
Man, I had to poop waddle to the nearest bathroom after that long car ride.
looking in the toilet and observing your poop after you have crapped it out
I think I saw John take a poop glance trying to find last night corn and mashed potatoes.
The kind of shit that you take in the morning after waking up, and have no idea how it's so massive and beastly.
Wow, what a werewolf poop.
I had a werewolf poop this morning, even though my diet has zero fibre in it.
Something to say to break a silence at any point in time.
*awkward silence*
"Poop in a brown"
When your playing a game but your shit is turtling out of your ass so you go to the toilet, pinch a little off, and wipe to save time and get back to the game quicker.
You: Oh crap man I got to poop
Friend: But we are in a competitive match, we need you.
You: Don't worry I'll go Shit-Pooping
When you love to poop so much that you pinch it off so that you can poop several times a day.
When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.
Greg: Jeez Cortney you've gone to the bathroom like six times today!
Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!