The act of shaping a potato into a dildo and sticking in your buddies ass
Brian: hey Jake, give me the American potato
Jake: wtf, no bro
Something that is both entirely pointless and unnecessarily complicated.
Guy 1 “it would take 12 banks of 240000 potatoes wired in series to start a car”
Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work”
This is what you call a girl when your with your homeboys. Its used to signify how Bad AF a chick is and is a huge compliment to the girl your talking about.
" Aye bro, that b*tch is a Persian Potato! "
When someone makes a Stupid af comment.
Kinda like a dense motherfucker, but only for a second.
Like a brain fart, but on steroidas.
The Giphy shown represents your brain during a dense
potato moment.
Jay (while on the phone with Johnny): hey Johnny, do you have your Phone?
Johnny: you dense potato. how do you think I am calling you?
Jay: oh frick nvm i'm stupid lol.
You if you typed 'any word' into the search bar.
Anus-potato is a word used as a swear word toward someone else. It can be used as a replacement for idiot.
"God Bob! You're such an anus-potato!"