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Getting something done on time.
Completing this homework was like racing a snail.
Sex race is a competition consisting of 4 or more people with each team being made out of 2 people of different or same sex. The first team, in which both parties reach orgasm, wins.
How many times have you won the sex race, mate?
Never won, always came too soon...
A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A whore's race is a horse race. Female horse-racers care called Horse Racists.
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship!"
A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A Whore's Race is a Horse Race!
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship!"
A NASCAR team owned by Denny "Dirty Dummy" Hamlin and Michael "Air" Jordan. Bubba Wallace & Tyler Reddick are their drivers. Bubba drives the number 23. Dr. Pepper McDonald's Toyota Camry and Tyler Reddick drives the number 45 Monster energy Nike Air Toyota Camry. They are obviously the most hated team in NASCAR because of bubba Wallace and Denny Hamlin are also the most hated NASCAR drivers period.
Friend 1: 23XI Racing is Good. That 45 is on fire and the 23 is good too!!
Friend 2: I don't like 23XI Racing here or there! I don't like them anywhere! They are the most hated team in all of NASCAR history. Because they cheat, their boss cheats, and they'd wreck everybody every weekend to win a race. dirty dummy hamlin shouldn't be owning that team anyway. He should be sitting at home being an idiot!! No wonder why Michael Jordan is so miserable because he's surrounded by idiots!!!
The act of recklessly drinking an atrocious amount of strawberry vodka, in the effort to substantially reduce your lifespan.
Karl: Some cock swagler fired me today.
Phil: That's more fucked up than a football bat.
Karl: I think I may just turn emo...
Phil: Dude it's binge race!
People who get SI'd all the time in TORA and will sometimes pull a win out of their ass at Homestead. Their leagues are generally hit or miss when it comes to attendance and quality, but hopefully they remove that BDF guy soon.
Person 1: "Velocity Endurance Racing had a good IMSA league"
Person 2: "Fuck GTs"
Person 1: "But you didn't show up to any of the races"
Person 2: "Exactly"