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"Hey, did you invite the dirty rat to your wedding? "
"No, but he showed up anyways."
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The name of the rat legend residing in Albany, NY. He is known to be one of the dirtiest known species on the face of the planet. Town legend says that the rat
spent the entire year of 2009 nibbling his way under the hudson river building himself an underground home. It is said to be up to 100 miles long and extremely scenic. Props goes out to Joey the Rat for being such a herby hancock in the Albany, NY area.
Joey the rat was said to be a rat that traveled from albany to latham NY to troy Ny in one day. He is very famous in the small town of Loudonville, NY
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hanging a rat refers to the slow, methodical art of defecation and was a term first used in mid-16th Century Scotland by nobles and feudal lords.
Bruce and his friends ate a lot of Mexican food, and reported hanging rats all night because of it.
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a mythological creature that began its life as a rat, but desired to be a kitty. this large rat (the size of a kitty), only wants to be a kitty so that it can eat kitties. a kitty rat will be accepted by the kitty community and then ultimately rejected after it eats several of the community members. kitty rats are scary but some are also very nice. few kitty rats just admire kitties to the extent of attempting to look like one, however if their true identity as a rat is ever known within the kitty community it will be killed.
oh my is that a kitty rat!
i saw tanya and ariel walking their kitty rat today.
a kitty rat ate my cat!
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A person with a hot body but a face that would scare the devil.
-Guys standing in line-
Gary- Look at the ass on that!
Girl turns around
Rick- Yep, nice turd chopper but has a face like a bastard rat.
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Black rat is the slang for rum-cola, which is a popular alcoholic drink in Australia made by mixing local rum and coke. Most pre-mixed black rats are produced by big rum companies and are packaged in commercial bottles. Despite the boom of these pre-mixed black rats, there is nothing better than the labor of mixing your own Australian-distilled rum to some regular cola.
The most popular rums in Australia are the ones found in Queensland in the town of Bundaberg. Rums that are made by the town of Bundaberg are excellent for mixing, such as the rums from Waterview Distillery and Bundaberg Distillery.
Me and my mates are going to have 5 black rats, please.
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I got a hard on ,so I had to Slap The Rat to get rid of it.
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