Retarded butterfly

When You go to wipe yourself but you piss a little on your hand or arm.

Rikki: Dude I accidently peed a little on my hand!

Twiggy: Eww you, retarded butterflyed all over yourself! Dont touch me!

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retarded monkey

Hands Down: Matt Dold.

"Yeah, we already know your a retarded monkey."-The Omega Master

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Half Retarded

Something that has happened or someone that seems to have the stupidity equal to half of a retard's intellect.

"This homework is half retarded"
or
"You're half retarded"

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retard wrangler

n; to wrangle the people who become semi "retard" when under the influence of alcohol

n; to steal away phones from the retards so as to not allow any drunk, retard-influenced texts

verb usage; to gather up the "retarded" ones, much like a herd of cows or horses, and get them into the back of a car, into a house, out of a party, etc....

naoj, ryn, gnole and tits mcgee were talking bout how hard they're gunna party this weekend...looks like our weekend consists of us being retard wrangler s

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alcoholic retard

people who only become retarded when they're drunk

Nora: Lindsey's smart when she's sober
Maura: yeah but when she's drunk she's an alcoholic retard

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retarded monkey

When i a guy sticks his dick up a girls nose then cums everywhere making her nostrils either bleed or a little bit bigger.

yea so i gave kimmy a retarded monkey last night.- johnny

really know so how did that go?- kurt

She wanted me to do it again so i said hold on, ran into the kitchen got some ice and food then ran home.- johnny

why?- kurt

because my dick was covered in snot, boogers and blood!-johnny

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Retard Rap

a really stupid ass freestyle

That wasn't tight nigga that was a stright up retard rap son

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