“Dude you just ran into a lamp post. You’re such a Robert Berry.”
The sexiest, strongest, most talented and intelligent person who can possibly exist ever.
Everybody wishes they were Rory Robert Wilson as he is so much better than everyone else
a mother sandwich so sexy gets every girl he talks to best friends with adam 9.5 inch cock so hot even guys like him and a milf who can eat a nutella sandwich in 1 second
let me get a mug for robert haslett
Oh my god, you can't describe a better person to me than Robert Hays. He is the most perfect World History teacher at the school. He is also an incredible tennis coach, and has led us to many district championships, and wins for our school history.
Robert Hays is my history teacher
Robert On Popcorn is a person named Robert who is on your popcorn.
Joe: dude, look at Robert!
Dan: is Robert On Popcorn?
Joe: i think he is!
Dan: damn.
person a:kennst du Robert geiss?
person b:ja klar er ist ein könig!
The first time having sex with your girlfriend. You have meticulously planned every part of the event down to the most minute detail. It finally happens and it is executed with perfection, though your mind was hazy, and all you know is that it ended with a head shot.
I finally had sex with Trudie last night. It ended up being a Robert O'Neill, but it was great and I can't wait to do it again.