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a case of diarrhea so terrible it feels like the shit is rocketing out of your body and you are urinating out of your asshole
My co-worker had a case of rocketing butt pee over the weekend.
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When the fupa is elevated, anal fluff trimmings are inserted into the snatch. Intercourse commences with male partner flapping his arms like the wings of a goose and sounding the mallard mating call. The female responds firvently fondling her fupa.
Bartholomew and Irmak perform the Georgia Goose Rocket during hot, steamy nights.
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A word dumbasses use, in confusion with rocket science and brain surgery, when trying to insult someone else for not being able to perform a brainless task.
"Explaining this to you is like trying to explain rocket surgery to a retard!" "It's rocket science, you idiot."
"It's not rocket surgery!" "Of course it isn't, because that doesn't exist, moron!"
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While wearing a condom, you dip your dick into some sort of hot sauce(the spicier the better), then ram it into the female's anus thus having her head rear up like a dolphin making a noise similar to a dolphin(eee eeee eeee), she then runs around the room screaming her ass is burning much like the end of a rocket(sometimes spurting out salsa which can resemble fire).
I pulled the Spicy Dolphin Rocket on Jen the other night, she looked like she was a porpoise on her way to outer space due to the amount of hot sauce flying out of that ass.
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Condi: Well, how hard could it be fly a jet?
LewisScooter: It couldn't be rocket science.
Condi: I could kiss you right now.
LewisScooter: (Crestfallen) But you won't.
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A penis that is pointy like a shiv, shaped like a rocket and delivered with military precision in a prison style blitz attack on your private parts. A moderately disturbing succession of short shallow jabs to your lady bits.
He stuck me with his pointy rocket penis as if perpetrating a gang style prison hit with a hand carved tool designed for minimal penetration and pleasure.
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A digital marketing agency run by a giant 60 ft tall robot with laser beam eyes, a devastating rocket-powered punch, and a degree in marketing.
Q: Hey what has two thumbs and just hired Rocket Punch Digital for all of his customer acquisition needs? This guy!
A: Meow?