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A guy who looks like a dirty Russian...likes to get down and dirty with a lot of girls
Look at that guy he looks like Russian dirt
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When your butt hair is long enough to make it into a ponytail
Emily admired Toms russian donkey tail
When the facts don't correspond to your warped version of reality
To a person who believes the earth is flat, the simple stubborn fact that the earth is indeed round, that's Russian (dis)information. Also when you want to disagree w someone just label everything they say as Russian (dis)information!
Plunging your pole into the firm black hole of the abyss. This black hole preferably belongs to old Russians. Side effects normally include not being able to sit or walk for days, a headache, and a ten hour recovery period.
Phil: I can't walk man.
Andrew: Why can't you walk my friend.
Phil: I would rather not say...
Andrew: Oh no, not Extreme Russian Crushin!
"Sleep like a Russian" (catchphrase), means sleeping very tightly. The catchphrase comes from the fact that a Russian can sleep very deeply because he is in the knowledge that his country is the biggest country in the world. He therefore believes that no one and nothing can harm him, which gives him a deep sleep.
This idiom can be further used in various contexts to express a person's high level of confidence and composure towards what is happening around them.
"Did you sleep well?" "Oh you bet I did, I slept like a Russian!"
"Do you usually have a good nights sleep?" "Yes, I always sleep like a Russian"
When someone decides to turn left at an intersection while not in the left hand turn lane (i.e. center lane). This usually results in some getting crashed into. Popularized by russian dash cam footage
“Stupid bitch didnt’t shoulder check, pulled a russian left turn and slammed right into me”
When a fuzzy haired masseuse gives a thorough body massage to the client with goat butter; usually resulting in a nuclear cold war.
I got the best Russian hand clamp back in 1980