A Rusty Pirate is when your bangin your girl doggy style and right before you bust you pull out and shove it in her ass! then you yell "ARrrrrRRR! me love some Boooty!!!"
read definition for example of The Rusty Pirate
55๐ 94๐
for a male to have sexual intercourse with a physical handicapped woman in her wheel chair.
"damn jim and tom pulled a rusty robot with that cripple bitch just to get in the front of the line "
68๐ 120๐
Sitting on your partners chest, with you penis in their mouth, you ejaculate into their mouth as you simultaneously fart on their chest, giving the illusion that they are playing the trumpet with your cock. Extra bonus points are awarded if you manage to shard at the same time.
"Bill always leaves a stain when we do the Rusty Trumpet", Kelly complained.
133๐ 255๐
The act of shoving car keys into a persons rectum. Often used as punishment or torture, however, some people find this enjoyable and do this simply for fun.
On rare occasions this has been known to be performed with piano keys.
"Hey baby I to get real nasty with you, got any ideas?"
"Yeah, I want you to shove something in my ass!"
"Oh, you mean a rusty gravedigger?!?"
8๐ 9๐
"that rusty turd was fuckin creepy with little flakes around it!"
7๐ 7๐
While enthusically doing it doggy, you punch her butt hole.
It was the same old train until John gave me a Rusty punch. John always knows what I like.
6๐ 6๐
When you are having doggy style sex and you stick your index finger into your partners ass, then thrusting your poop stained finger into your partners nose and hooking it at an angle, the pulling back screaming "Whos The Baldwin Now Bitch!!"
"My girlfriend was being a bitch all day. When we got drunk later that night, I stuck my finger in her ass while i was ounding her and pulled a "Rusty Hook" on her! Afterwords to finish eairlyer fight I screamed my victory call, "WHOS THE BALDWIN NOW BITCH!?"
40๐ 68๐