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No simp September takes place in September. The rules are simple don't simp that means no complimenting girls and if they ask you out BREAK THEIR HEART. Good luck.
Person 1: Hey, Emily will you go out with me?
Person 2: PERSON 1 JUST FAILED NO SIMP SEPTEMBER.
Everyone: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP.
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A female soothsayer of men that personalizes her actions to receive every ounce of attention she can get from a simp.
Guy 1"Astrid flirts with to so many boy's to the point that they're obsessing over her but never actually dates one, what should I call her a hoe?"
Guy 2 " That's what a Simp magnet is my friend."
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A girl that gets with a guy and is obsessed with him but never spends time with her friends. Typically a girl named Tiffany.
Guy: why is Tiffany always with Matt?
Guy 2: Dude she’s a reverse simp!
Guy: Shit!
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A male that is so obsessed with banging a girl he wants to become her.
Jerry is such a mega Simp he became trans to be like Sarah
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a female thats so fine she can effortlessly attract a simp
You can tell when the simp magnets walk in cuz all the simps give her their attention
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me i am a todoroki simp. He is fine a hell just saying, i will marry this man no matter what NO MATTER WHAT!
todoroki simp: nice face its a lil chrispy
shoto todoroki: (^///^)
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Songs you listen to when very sad. and to cry to
Yo were you crying
Yes i was listening to simp music
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