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A turd which is not noticed when encountered, but presents evidence of its existence at a later time.
P1> Damn, What the hell is that stink?
P2> I think it's my backpack. I must have set it down on a sleeping turd when we were at the park.
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A health condition pertaining only to incels and unattractive people. Occurs from being either overweight, having recessed jaws, or both. Looking this way usually makes one unappealing to the opposite sex. Overwightness develops from gluttony. Recessed jaws develop when one slouches and mouth breathes throughout their growing years. Can lead to lower IQ, adhd, heart burn, neckbeardom, hatred of women and social rejection.
Have you seen that chad with the strong jawline? You can tell he doesnt have sleep apnea just by looking at his sexy jawline.
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a saying after somebody says a wackass opinion
person 1:im better at 2k
person 2:what the hell im sleep cuh
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when one stays up later and later to get back on a normal sleeping schedule that will work for going back to school.
- the summer sleep cycle usually occurs during prolonged periods of time off school.
-one will choose the summer sleep cycle method over going to bed earlier because going to bed earlier just never seems to work.
Oh man, school starts in a week and i've been going to bed at 5:00 in the morning and waking up at 4:00 in the afternoon. Oh well, ill just do a summer sleep cycle to get back on a normal sleep schedule.
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To buff sleep, someone who is a buff sleeper. This is a term that means nothing to those who do not do it, and people who don't do so because they just do not buff sleep enough to know what it means.
That girl is hot so she is sleeping in the buff, but her friend is sooo not a buff sleeper.
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When you sit between two guys in fubu jackets on the subway
I forgot my jacket, so I got on in a subway sleeping bag to warm up.
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When a person has no idea what's going on, you tell them to go back to sleep.
Mr. N: What would the dimensions be on this gear?
Student: Uhhhh.......78?
Mr. N: Go back to sleep. Don't try to wake up.
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