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you mom having an threesome with your friend who's name is carson and his uncle
Mom you did sliding on carson!!
The act of an affluent white woman consuming copious amounts of wine and proceeding to send sexually suggestive messages to the social media inbox of an unsuspecting and typically uninterested potential mate.
Woooo boy! I feel bad for Sergio, Karen went a little overboard in the Costco wine aisle and an hour later she did the Serenbe Slide into his dm's!
to have a clean truck that looks good when driving
that boy alex slide fr in his platinum
When a male urinates on a womans back then slides on her back to put his penis in her vagina.
Maybe we should try a Las Vegas slip and slide after a Colorado campfire
A sexual position in which the male inserts his cock into a one gallon jug filled with feces and urine, and then a woman gives him a blowjob while the man plays a slide whistle
Damn Joey, I heard Steve gave Cheryl a slide whistle Willie!! I can’t imagine what that tasted like. She must be a real slut
A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
Now, when I say the 'Cha-Cha Slide' challenge, I am NOT referring to when people would record themselves genuinely dancing to iconic song by DJ Casper; although, it DOES use that song. The Cha-Cha Slide challenge would be done while the featured person in the video would be driving a car - while they supposedly left their common sense at home. Whenever the lyrics went, "to the left" or "slide to the left/right" the person driving would literally swerve their car on the damn road. To make matters worse, whenever it went, "criss-cross," people would go fucking ape-shit berserk with the steering wheel. Unsurprisingly, this did lead to a significant number of accidents including rollovers and related reported injuries, but somehow, there are NOT any known deaths as a result of any dumbasses doing this trend.
I can only imagine what the conversation between those who ended up in an accident (while doing the trend) and their insurance companies could've been like. THAT would be fun to watch imo...
Both: *chilling and watching TikTok videos*
Kaden: "... Come on, man, there is no w-..."
(short pause)
"...OHHHH SHITTT..."
Isaac: "Wait, what happened?"
Kaden: "She got into a rollover accident when she and the other 'popular girls' were doing this thing called the
Cha-Cha Slide Challenge."
Isaac: "No shit. Lemme see it..."
(pause)
"...damn, I mean, to be honest, the hell did she think was going to happen?"