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A prolapsed vagina that has been used up and enlarged. Instead of being able to hold nuts like a squirrel's mouth, it is now just a soft tube of meat hanging.
After Steve wrecked Brenda, she was left with squishy squirrel meat.
Two men, aggressively rubbing their nuts together.
Me: “Hey you two, what are you doing !!”
Two nude men: “we’re having a squirrel fight !”
When you do the traditional run up to your buddy and while making a karate hand and jam it up between there legs in a reverse karate chop.
Effectively chopping their nuts hence the name squirrel chop
*runs up to buddy*
*Performs squirrel chop*
"Squirrel chop!!!"
You must say this to distract from how weird it is that you just put your hand anywhere near your buddies private parts. Also...don't make eye contact.
Just like below except with an opened hand. 👋
Someone who has a bad lazy eye giving them the ability to see the trees ,and ground as they walk.
Wow did you see that Squirrel Hunter.
Person 2: Yeah! i couldn't tell who she was looking at.
A person who is the life if the party, and leaves the party at the first site of trash.
Tiffany isn't invited to any of my parties for the rest of the year. That Glitterbox Squirrel left the second she saw the trash was full and beer cans were left out.