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“Damn Jesse Chatman is that you”
“What the fuck is that smell? Jesse Chatman!!”
“Uh-Oh Stinky It’s Jesse Chatman”
Someone who is cooler than Henley, Amy,Eleanor,Milly,Maude,Chacha,Ella and especially emily like she’s the best
Ur mum “have you heard about Jess Mckie?”
You “You mean the swaggiest girl in the world she’s legit cooler than everyone
Becky: have you seen Jesse rider
Beth: yeah he has the biggest penis I have ever seen
Becky:and hes so tall
Someone who has sexual relations with a certain brown haired Jesse.
a very small girl who does nothing but eat and cry, everyday, on repeat, and will continue to do this for the rest of her life.
i’d hate to be jess quinlan
a mysterious figure on twitter that seems to be everywhere. like, you think you're just scrolling and before you know it you've followed her. don't worry, needn't stress, with over 17k followers you're probably low on his hitlist.
some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.
twitter user 1: "wait, who is jess mellohibench?"
twitter user 2: "someone you follow."
twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"
twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."
twitter user 1: "thanks?"