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to have been born by Ceaserian Section as opposed to a vaginal birth
bpark: My mom's a whorebag
chappy: HEY! don't talk about your mom like that, you sprang from her vagina afterall
bpark: did not, I was a c-section baby
chappy: way to dodge the taco
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When you want to assert dominance but T-posing doesn't work so you pull out a Taco from your pocket and eat it without sharing.
Person 1.) T-Posing is dumb it doesn't assert dominance.
Person 2.) You have forced me to unleash my most powerful attack I will use my POCKET TACO on you! Prepare to suffer!
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It's when you put an ice cube and hot sauce into a girls vagina and eat her out.
Ice cube.. In vagina, with a topping of hot sauce. Then you put your face in her vagina and lick it up. That is how you do the Arctic Taco
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During the act of lovemaking, the male proceeds to position his female partner such that her legs are pointing up and she is standing on her head/shoulders. He then proceeds to straddle her and defecate inside her vagina, thus making a "muddy taco."
Last night while Brett tried to give Margaret another muddy taco, he slipped and shat all over her.
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Taco Trucks are food trucks that trace there origins to Mexican and Latino Neighborhoods in the SouthWest in cities like Los Angeles and Oakland. they usually park in Parking lots or on street corners. there menus are usually small they mainly sell Tacos Tortas and Burritos at a Cheap Price.
Oakland California is the Capital of Taco Trucks in Northern California they are usually found in the Fruitvale district of East Oakland but also you can find Taco Trucks in West Oakland North Oakland and even Downtown. the first Taco trucks in Oakland started in 1983 With El Zamorano then by 1985 Mi Grullense set up shop in the Goodwill Parking lot on E14th st and 29th ave. today there are so many Taco trucks in Oakland like Lupitas Tacos Sinaloa Ojo de agua El Taco Oaxaco Tacos Mi Rancho Tacos El Gordo and so many more. Taco Trucks in Oakland have become so Popular that even Travel Channel Chef Anthony Bourdain came to Oakland and did a segment on Oakland Taco trucks for his show no Reservation.
Vato 1. where you going After the Side show
Vato 2. I'm going to the Taco Truck on 22nd ave bruh
Girl 1. where we gonna go after the Club
Girl 2 . we going to the Taco truck Girl the one on 29th ave at Goodwill.
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When your friend is not paying attention in class and your teacher askes a question. You tell him a outragious answere to blur out thinking he will get it correct. he does so and everybody laughs.
Teacher"what is the capital of new york class?" You" dude the answere is office taco" Your friend " raises his hand and sayes Office taco" Class" hahahaha"
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