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Taking The Bob

When a person (generally female) allows a priest to shove a hand full of wormy human feces into her face and mouth with little or no resistance.

She didn't even scream. She seemed only mildly concerned when Taking The Bob

by Jackie Rabbit December 12, 2010


Take the Toaster

Cum in the bum at the instant the breakfast toast pops out.

She looked ravishing in the morning light as she made breakfast, so I had to take the toaster

by Jesus/samshig November 19, 2008


taking the cop

When you settle for a lesser punishment to get out of something, usually if you snitch, or back down.

If you tell someone you are going to beat them down and they say, "I ain't even tryin to fight you man.", they are taking the cop.

by Denisha April 30, 2006


take a bundy

To defecate; originated from how much time spent and joy received by Al Bundy (Married with Children) from taking a dump.

That coffee is really working me; I need to take a bundy!

by MamaLemma March 05, 2008


Take on the dodgems

Engage in sex with, usually in a rough fashion.

"Take on the dodgems:"

"Your dad is taking my mother on the dodgems."

by commodorejohn August 14, 2008


Take a Diane

When you take an extremely watery shit that smells so foul like death escaped your ass

I had Chipotle earlier today I hope I don't take a Diane in my pants tonight

by The Great TooZad November 25, 2020


take 2

1) to leave more than one dead
2) to leave somewhere with more than one female

"you know i take 2 with me"

by vicegrips.ceo. August 04, 2008