The SFW approach to telling someone to stick (it) up their ass.
Take it uptown - shove it up your ass.
You know what you can do with that attitude?!? You can take it all the way uptown!
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An expression of extreme happiness after a tough task has been accomplished.
You have just sold another car for Evans Halshaw.
"Baam...take that!".
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When you settle for a lesser punishment to get out of something, usually if you snitch, or back down.
If you tell someone you are going to beat them down and they say, "I ain't even tryin to fight you man.", they are taking the cop.
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To defecate; originated from how much time spent and joy received by Al Bundy (Married with Children) from taking a dump.
That coffee is really working me; I need to take a bundy!
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Cum in the bum at the instant the breakfast toast pops out.
She looked ravishing in the morning light as she made breakfast, so I had to take the toaster
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Engage in sex with, usually in a rough fashion.
"Take on the dodgems:"
"Your dad is taking my mother on the dodgems."
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When you take an extremely watery shit that smells so foul like death escaped your ass
I had Chipotle earlier today I hope I don't take a Diane in my pants tonight
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