cut buddy

Somebody you pay for helping out to do a heist

When you split the loot after doing a job you give your cut buddy a cut of the haul.

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butt buddies

Two people that love it in the ass, but are not boyfriend and girlfriend.

Amy and Matt are butt buddies, becuase amy loves taking loads from behind.

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Mud Buddy

The act of Oral to Genital sex is preformed during deification, from one female to another.

"Hey girl, i got so freaking muddy last night when i gave my girlfriend a mud buddy!"

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Jackov Buddy

When you are very horny and another person is very horny and you are talking online or on the phone and basically jacking off together!

i love jacking off with my jackov buddy

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Thunder buddy

When your friend unknowingly traps you against a wall or hard surface while pressing their ass against your ass and farting. The essence of the succulent smell transfers to the cloths of the thunder buddy

Kevin trapped Jeff and made me him his thunder buddy!

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asshole buddies

Pals, accused of being so close they have become fudge packers.

John Kerry and the Breck girl weren't exactly asshole buddies until Kerry bit his tongue and chose him for Veep.

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sweat buddies

Two people that meet for the sole purpose of a work out. One partner usually knows enough about fitness and sports to help the other develop physically and meet a personal goal. An unemotional, homogeneous association between two people without a need for friendship.

John and Jane meet at the gym once weekly to work up a good sweat. They are sweat buddies.

I like to be with my sweat buddy when I workout because I hear positive karma about the future outcome of my sweat work.

Being sweat buddies is much less complex than being friends.

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