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something that you should never google in your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it is the sickest, vilest thing you will ever see in your life!
it will scar you forever
i typed blue waffle in google and hit im feeling lucky
i was scarred for life and never used google again
im a bing person now
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A tragic condition affecting women similar to Blue Balls, where the labia becomes engorged in preparation for penetration, and circumstances leave the labia untouched or unsatisfied. While not as severe as Blue Balls in terms of physical pain, I think we can all agree an untouched labia is appalling.
My boner kryptonite was in full affect last night and I was left with blue labia.
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Super-strong cigarettes are difficult to get now, so serious tobacco addicts roll their own for a seriously strong smoke. Any one of these is a blue liner. Standard size with no filter.
The name comes from the navy issue cigarettes that could be got by British navy in port or shore base. They were only available to them and were identified by a thin blue line that ran down the length of the cigarette.
Persons can take one draw from one of these and spend ten minutes coughing their hearts out. But they will be hooked.
A couple draws gives a serious hit and you can therefore put the cigarette out and get another two or three smokes out of it.
People who smoke blue liners think that Marlboro Red, Camel, french or turkish cigarettes have a mild flavor and are low nicotine.
If blue liner smokers are out of tobacco they will grab any old pungent smelling shit from the dark side of the garbage bin and smoke it.
Jack: Got a blue liner? I need a smoke.
BillyBob: Nope, ain't got none, and can't get none. The horse just died so we can't get to the store. Got some full strength Marlboro and Camel tucked away, though.
Jack: Well, shit. Cut off the horse's tail, I'll smoke that.
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The first nice blue sky sunshiney day following many gray, dark or rainy days.
Wow, what a nice day, I've missed the blue sunshine
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The second period in a month by a woman, named after the "blue moon."
Jeff: Dude, I think she's on her period.
John: Wasn't she on it earlier this month?
Jeff: Uh huh, looks like a blue period.
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blue snow is when a great deal of lewd behavior is shown to the public
I was at a train station and a woman began taking a shit I didn't realise the forecast for today predicted blue snow
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A small town in Jackson County, MO that leeches off the big honcho Kansas City, along with other towns like Independence and Lee's Summit. Its schools are Blue Springs High (filled with pathetic low-life wannabe gangster twats aka the Wildcats) and Blue Springs South High (filled with uptight sluts and jocks, with a decent football team aka the Jaguars). Theres really nothing to do here but bowl or go to Pancho's (a little mexican joint with fucking delicious burritos, seriously, try it sometime. They're made from the mexican burrito gods). Basically north of 40 Highway is the trashy side, and south of 40 is the middle-class/rich snobs. Home to American Idol winner Dane Cook. Tech N9ne and Bobb'e J Thompson also reside in/around the Springs. If you really want something different to do, go to any other town/city surrounding it. This includes Grain Valley, Lee's Summit, Independence, and Kansas City.
1: Hey man! Where've you been?
2: Oh you know, just been chillin in good ole' blue springs!
1: Damn, that sucks ass
2: Tell me about it! I've done nothin but sit on my ass and eat burritos
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