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The way to make fun of the wrong people saying really nigga.
Dam i gotta go to the store for some beer.can i have 5 bucks...
:Person you ask.......really ninja
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(noun) Any dog that can catch a frisbee or jump more than one and a half times its own height. These athletic feats of agility distinguish certain dogs as ninjas instead of regular shit factories.
The deuce ninja jumped the fence again chasing the mailman.
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To ejaculate so fast and stealthy, no one sees you do it.
Why is he so relaxed? Maybe he ninja popped one in the ally?
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A person who will stop at nothing to steal somebodys kill.
Noob: YAY IM ABOUT TO GET A KILL!
KS ninja: BANG n00b u just got KSED!
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The ancient Shang-Hi tradition when the Black Dragon Warrior of the ninja clan cuts the cheesecake with a samurai sword.
Also used as a complement to people with awesome power.
After the the ninja cheesecake ceremony, I have never looked at my key lime pie the same way again.
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A Ninja that transcends all other Ninja. An expert in several weapons, including but not limited to:
Katana - One or two, either way his enemies are going to die.
Nunchaku.
Flails - Two hand-scythes linked by a chain, so basically nunchaku with blades on it.
War hammers.
100-pound greatswords.
Bo staff.
Hand claws - Think Wolverine, but with blades on his feet, too.
Kusarigama - Chain and sickle for you non-Ninja.
Tonfa.
Scythe
Bow and arrow.
Shuriken.
Windmill Shuriken.
Incendiary shuriken.
Tamar Lovindeer is a complete Super Ninja
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A quick, unexpected forward action of the foot which makes contact with the upper part of another person's body. It is defined by flexibility, agility, spontaneity, force and effect of impact.
Did you see the fight between Jimmy and Alice?
Yeah man. Fuck. She Ninja-Kicked him in the face.
There was blood everywhere.
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