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God. God of lyrics, voices and guitarists. He's hot, but oversexualised. He and Miles Kane are gay for eachother, but some people say that's humbug. Then again, this relationship is oversexualised. By the way, Alex Turner is a rock drummer.
Psychologist: 'What did you dream about last night?'
Person: 'Alex Turner.'
Psychologist: 'That's what you say every time.'
Person: 'I know, Right?'
Alex is a cold blooded small child who rarely speaks. When he does he will boast about how mature he is when compared to other people. Alex is 0.0000001cm taller than Ewob. If you ever meet Alex you may not see him immediately as he blends into his surroundings very well.
“Oh there’s Alex the Ghost!”
a very lanky person permanently stuck in the friendzone, but we all like him cos he has phat sesh's every year
"Did you hear about Alex Clarke, he's having a phat sesh on Saturday"
Too lazy to close cross fire in a game to view a picture, tweet, website. Literally looks at the bright side of everything. To pull an Alex is like opening a whole new world of explorations.
I'm bored
-Me too
Let's watch some football?
-Nah... Lets pull an Alex
K, lemme go get my cape
To be a sweaty virgin
Me:would you sleep with him?
Bella: are you serious, he's such an Alex Court