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When a chick has nipples as large (or larger) that Canadian bacon.
Jenna's Canadian bacon nipples are such a turn off.
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The act of adding bacon or bacon bits to other foods
Not interested in this salad? Well then Bibbity Bobbity Bacon,I just made it an entrée.
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After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.
i love the taste of susie's mouth after receiving a canadian bacon jerk.
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When you cover a butthole in bacon bits proceed to pound the shit out of it pull out and nut on the hole for dressing, you then eat out the freshly made butthole, bacon, and jizz salad.
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A freckled-faced friend of yours that's always so horny, but has no one to fuck. He cannot use his own computer at home for porn, so he asks if he can hangout with you just to take advantage of your own computer for his needs. Regardless if you're in the same room or not he'll begin to jack-off to porn, after turning the chair in the other direction so you can't see him, and get his bacon like grease jizz on everything afterwards.
Wow, I've heard he's a real greasy bacon wiener.
This term is used right before death. so after death there will be a party instead of a funereal at your grave.
If I die Bacon on my grave boys!
This disease preys upon young, beautiful, intelligent, and funny women with a lot of charisma and energy. It seeks to sap all of the time and energy out of the infected individual. It accomplishes this by brainwashing the mind into believing it must be doing something at all times and never allowing the body to receive adequate rest. While brainwashed, the individual will not effectively have time to hang out with anyone else.
John: My hot friend never has time to hang out with me....
Frank: Don't worry man, you are awesome, she probably just has Alex Bacon Syndrome.
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