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A course in Mario Kart 64
I used the Koopa Troopa Beach shortcut in Mario Kart 64
When youre on a nude beach and a women you dont know gives you a free blowy and leaves never to be seen again and when she does reappear she gives you another blowy
Guy: this beach is nice
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*
1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again
When a man gets an erection while defecating and his head touches the inside of the toilet bowl on the dry part.
I just had a huge dump, but I got some beached driftwood during it so im gonna go take a shower.
An American knockoff of a Dutch bicycle
I saw a beach cruiser on the beach.
He bought a beach cruiser to start riding to work.
man! kanaha beach sounds like heaven right now
The act of one man laying his testicles over the bridge of another man’s nose. This could be done for pleasure or jest. This is similar to tea bagging, but the offender or giver may lay the shaft of his penis down towards the receiver’s mouth.
Jake: Nate, lets wait till Stevie passes out drunk then i will give him a south beach breath right. Get your Nikon ready. I want a close up on this one.
Nate: Jake I think that’s gay move.
Jake: is it? I am going to do it anyway.
Nate: ok make sure you fluff first.
An individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) Who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.
You know what they say about that Alanna girl, she's a real beach cat!