Blow Party

what you say to convince your girlfriend that she will have a great time when she gives you a blow job

"Hey Honey, did you hear about this great blow party?"

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Job Blow

Having oral sex with a tracheotomy patient, where the penis enters the trachea and comes out the mouth.

"The old lady who works at the supermarket and once smoked 5 packs a day gives great job blows."

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blowing chunks

After you get done eating expired ice cream.

I was blowing chunks so hard i needed a net to catch the left-overs, and i needed to hold on to my grandmothers toliet holder. I felt relieved afterwards.XD

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blowing a gasket

When you take a dump and the turd is so massive, that you tear a small rift in your sphincter.

Oh man, I just took a huge dump and then it started to bleed. I think I just blew a gasket!

Blowing a gasket is really natures way of telling you to eat more fiber and drink more coffee

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blow jumps

ossie's version of a blow job

fuck man! she gave me blow jumps........that bimbooklal!

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blow doors

Another slang term used to describe feeling the intense effects of MDMA (Ecstasy).

To be rolling on MDMA(Ecstasy) super hard. Most intense feeling or peak of an MDMA experience. Can either be used to describe coming up very rapidly on the drug in the beggining of an MDMA experience, or to reach a peak or plateau of an MDMA experience.

We're gonna blow doors tonight.

Are you guys blowing doors tonight, we sure are.

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blow down

To break; An antonym to blow up; usually in reference to a computer application not working.

The crappy code that I wrote caused my program to blow down.

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