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playing the queen card

When a woman manipulates a man by making him think she’s the only woman in his life who thinks highly of him.

She playing the queen card by telling him is mom and aunts said he’ll never change . Now, he sees her as his number one supporter over the other women in his life .

by RealistQueen March 18, 2019

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Crystal River Credit Card

Anything used to break into a home, vehicle, or business. ussualy a pair of bolt cutters, a slim jim, brick, or screwdriver.

The bike I wanted was chained to a post, good thing I brought my Crystal River Credit Card because now the bike is mine.

by blacksheeep September 2, 2010

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Indian 7 Card Stud

Same as Indian Poker but using 7 numbers/letters instead of 5. This game is truly indian because in 7 card stud you only use the best 5 cards anyway. (in this case numbers/letters) The game ends up being the exact same thing as Indian Poker!

Bill - Ted, do you want to play Indian Poker?
Ted - Nah, I hate that stupid game.
Bill - How about Indian 7 Card Stud?
Ted - Sure man, lets play!
Bill - Fuck Ted, you are one stupid indian.

by Scott Too Hot July 30, 2009

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Behavior Card Day Videos

Although mostly known as "Dead Meat Videos", a very controversial types of videos created by Adamkleinschmidt2003 in October 17, 2011. They usually take place on a classrom, and a teacher names the colors of each card, and what their purposes are. A student (usually the uploader's least favorite character of all time) makes fun of the teacher and then gets in a dead meat. The worst cards are usually either red and black cards.

"Behavior Card Day Videos and Dead Meat Videos should be cancelled!" - Windows 10

by Ryan900USAYT March 17, 2022

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Green Card Lottery Program

Part of the U.S.Immigration Act of 1990, it is designed to increase diversity in the U.S. immigrant population by providing visas to nationals of countries that have had low immigration rates to the United States. Applicants for the Green Card Lottery program participate in a lottery in which the winners are selected through a computer-generated random drawing. Approximately 50,000 non-Americans are picked each year.

The official name of the green card lottery program is the Diversity Visa Program (DV). The U.S. State Department provides over two hundred different types of visas for people to work and live in America legally. However, the DV program is the most unique one out there. Many of the visas the U.S Department issues contain strict set of qualifications. With the DV program, all you need is some basic education requirements and a bit of good luck.

Green Card Lottery Program, Green Card Lottery, DV, DV Lottery, U.S. Visa Lottery, Visa Lottery,

by immigration maven April 27, 2009

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Showing card tricks to a dog

Trying to a explain something that's very complex to someone that doesn't understand the basic fundamentals the thing you are explaining is based on.

I tried to explain it to him, but he kept asking the same non sequitur questions over and over. I felt like I was showing card tricks to a dog.

by Al Benedict November 12, 2010

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Card carrying commie

An opponent of equal or greater skill compared to yourself. They are clever and deviant. Can't trust them so always bring backup

Danny was playing a card carrying commie in Battleship. Danny had to go to the bathroom. While in there the commie switched his ships around and won on that. If danny had brought friends it might not have ended that way.

by Little Canada June 9, 2010

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