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Secretly a rat, this creature is perched upon Donald trumps head. He often sneaks off his head at night, and drags away the naughty children to his house of torture.
Did you see Donald trumps hair? Its fucking weird!
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Nothing is smaller then Donald Trump's penis.
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Donald trump is your President well whether you like it or not. Has very orange skin but is awesome. He will become president.
Guy 1- who was the best president of all time
Guy 2-joe Biden
Guy 3- so you like when he sniffs kids!!!
Guys 2- actually Donald trump 2024 is a good president
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Melania should dump the chump known as Donald Trump Aka Dump. Donald= D Trump= ump, Donald+Trump= Dump. #DumpTrump
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Compulsive urge to grab genatalia of person or opposite or same sex without their consent.
Donald Trump, "I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything." Ah, that's Donald Trump Syndrome.
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Receiving a hand job whilst your penis is wrapped in paper currency. Upon finishing, the man's penis is covered with the currency or easy clean-up. Also known as the dollar dick wrangle.
My grandmother is becoming suspicious of my excessive use of tissues, so I may have to resort to the Donald Trump Pump.
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Donald Trump is a great president. He has done alot for black lives and he supports gay marriage . He is a good person. Anyone who thinks he isn't can move and go f yourself
Donald Trump is a great president.
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