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"Drive it like you stole it" can mean to live life in the extreme. To live wildly and recklessly. To live dangerously.
- Why did you snort those lines of illicit drugs off of that hookers back?
- Sshheeeuuuit! "Drive it like you stole it" cuz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When a women is on her head Naked vagina up and wide on her bed. you jump off your headboard like a Horny spaceman on a sex drive mission "Head first" Aka Penis First.
my gf was vagina first. So i drove her hard thats how she likes it. space man sex Drive baby!!!
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(verb) the grossest sex euphemism there is.
Arby's roast beef sandwiches are said to bear a resemblance to some women's genitals.
I was finished with the hooker but still had 45 minutes left, so I asked my roommate if he wanted to hit the drive-thru at Arby's.
Driving skills that disappear the moment it starts raining. For unexplained reasons, this is more prevalent in areas that receive significant amounts of rain through the year. (Charleston, New Orleans, anywhere in Florida, etc)
I cannot handle being in traffic around all these people with water soluble driving skills, 1 raindrop hits their windshields and *everybody* slams on the brakes and starts driving like Grandma Moses.
Medical vernacular for a colonoscopy (colon) and an upper endoscopy (stomach) performed in one visit to the doctor -- aka the "spit roast."
My gastroenterologist thought it would be a good idea to check both my stomach and my colon, so I had to go in for an In 'N' Out Drive-Thru last week. Came back clean. Are you overdue for yours?
The act of farting in an empty take out bag and handing the customer it after handing them their bag with food. Usually done with the crappiest of the rudest customers in the fast food service. Also known as the Dutch Oven On the Go.
Employee: Hi, Welcome to Yummy In Your Tummy, what can get for you.
Customer Yelling: Can i get a Cheeseburger with NO PICKLE!
Employee: *enters cheeseburger with no pickle*
Customer Yelling: I said a double cheeseburger with no pickle. NOT a cheeseburger
Employee: I apologize, I miss heard you but I'll fix that. Was that all for this order.
Customer Yelling: Do it right the first time and you wouldn't have to fix it!
Employee: I apologize for that, your total is $1.87 at the first window.
Employee: We need a Dutch Oven Drive-Thru for order 12-94.
Employee 2: *Picks up empty to go bag, opens bag. holds up to buttock and flatulates in bag, Hands to Yelling customer.*
Yelling Customer after driving off. Oh crap they gave me a Dutch Oven on the Go. I must've been their biggest jerk today.