telling someone to do something or when they say something stupid
Alice : your cat stripped on your phone and broke it
me : yes because my petite cat is gonna smash the screen (sarcastically)
Alice : sorry mum
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euan said - i would love to be with okis mum
henry said - yh mate i have had her before shes great
A very well meme put in YTP's, This is LITTERALLY one of best insults you could use in Dream SMP, And a good way to be called a simp and have a comeback using the fact that you probably ARE a simp.
Friend: I've seen watch you've been lately, and 10/10 you're a simp
You: If the following is true then. UR MUM GEY
Friend: No! That is untrue
You: THEN TAKE THAT BACK!
Phrase when you want to be really mean to someone
Person1: "I like Fortnite."
Person2: "Ur mum is an aligatore."
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When someone does something or says something only because someone else reminded them or forced them to. This is usually in the context to "make things right/better", when they haven't thought of it themselves. Like when siblings tell each other to "Call Mum" cause it will make her happy but they don't always think to do it.
Eg. 1 Call Mum
He - "I miss you"
She - "Oh I miss you too"
He - "Did you just call mummed me?"
Eg.2 Call mum
Dan: "It's Jake's birthday today"
Rob: "Happy Bday Jake!"
Jake: " Thanks. Did you actually remember or were you called mommed?"